anyone got a potato for the tailpipe?
Firewalls are super simple to manage:
- Any any any - allow
- Any any any - deny
Done! 
Jokes on you I just any any everything and pray
Reporting for tailpipe duty.
Scottie could easily fit in many IT situations as a meme hehe 
Is Scotty actually reputable? I’ve seen a few of his videos but can’t tell if he knows his shit or is just a stubborn boomer
Especially when the four firewalls hate each other
Scotty doing gods work
Hang on, let me put on my auditor goggles.
Okay, this ticks all the boxes.
Now listen here, you little shit
CISOs HATE this one simple trick!
It’ll be inspected at least 
Same but skip the prayer
Most firewall vendors collect 0days like they are pokemon. So praying is probably still more secure.
How does someone make a YouTube short that’s simultaneously portrait and landscape and think “yup”?
It’s a banana in the tailpipe, Michael Axel. What could it cost, $10?
Never has been; he used to have a segment on the local news when he was in Houston pre-youtube. Gave bad advice then, gives bad advice now.
You know those guys that are mildly skilled (or just lucky), so most things they do end up turning out alright, despite them doing it wrong? Now imagine that same guy stopped trying new things in 2005, and now has a business where he gives people advice based off of 20 year old experience that was questionable even back then.
He’s the ‘you’ll get the job by walking in with a resume and a firm handshake’ grandpa of car YouTube.
Not really. Wouldn’t trust him to identify the problem if someone had stuck a banana in the exhaust system. He’d probably say “sell it and get yourself a 1994 Toyota Celica”
You all are giving me a heart attack I swear lol